FAMILY GET TO-FUCKING-GETHER

Cryen stood in fount of the video camera "Today, the 8th of June, is when all hell breaks loose, our 'mother' the person who brought us all in to existence -just to forget us because she started to put more thought into her characters and hasn't had the good manners to redo us yet- organized a family get together, right Saysay?" she turned to her 'sister who had just walked into the room.    
Saysay put her arm around Cryen, who just glared "Yup, hey Cryen, you mind if I take over?"
"yes" answered the irritated puppet mistress shrugging off the arm of her 'sister'.  
"Good, anyway our whole family. here, not to mention the ones from hell-"
"Which is very hard, to do by the way" Cryen interrupted
"Cryen you dumb cunt!!!"
"Sorry. jeez"
"Anyway, the whole family including friends, god, I hate my life" she moped while sitting in the 'EMO CORNER'  
Cryen let out a sigh and pointed the camera towards herself "'mother's' still cooking"
Saysay looked up "Still? Its been 16 hours..."
"She has to, have you seen how big our 'family' has grown in the past year?"
"Not our fault" Saysay got up and brushed the dust off her pants.
just then a couple generic notes played throughout the house.
and then the sound of 'mother's' beautiful voice, "Get the fucking door!"
"First 'guests' are here." Cryen said as she moved the camera to face Saysay
"I'll get it, since you're all a pack, of lazy bastards!" she yelled as she stomped up the stairs and out of the basement.
As she reached the door, it was knocked off its hinges by an 'unknown' force, the 'unknown force' let out a roar that sounded like a slightly retarded whale and put the 3 'little sisters' back on it's shoulders.    
The red head stared at the group of misfits before replying"...you're paying for that, you know?" in return, she got an apologetic whine from the 'big daddy' and a quiet "sorry" from the 'little sisters'
the 'big daddy' walked, -for a lack of a better term- passed the young woman, before she could scold them further.
"Oh yes! lets all just walk inside like its nobody's, freaking business!" she let out an irritated sigh before turning to go back inside, but was stopped by and unfamiliar voice, "Can we?"
Saysay turned around faster then you can say, 'dead babies alight on a chimney', to see a group of people standing in front of her "What? No!"
after the people dispersed, but not before throwing empty beer bottles at Saysay, an inhuman screech was heard. Saysay was knocked over by a 'big sister' "Gah! dammit get the fuck off me!"
when the 'big sister' did not comply with the request she was flung into the house, by strands of barbwire and whatnot. "Get inside! crazy bitch" Saysay yelled as she got up.
"these things get crazier every fucking year" Saysay said as she shook her head and walked inside.